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Postby buster » 23 Sep 2016, 22:39

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said: "Corned beef and cabbage.
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed, Burritos again!"
If I get burritos one more time in my lunch, I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping off, too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw the corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch bucket, saw the bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage.
I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch.

:D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Lunch

Postby molly » 23 Sep 2016, 23:41

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Lunch

Postby JoM » 24 Sep 2016, 12:51

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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And The Charlatans and Johnny Marr one week later
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Re: Lunch

Postby Workingman » 24 Sep 2016, 14:16

Oi, that's blondist.

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Re: Lunch

Postby buster » 24 Sep 2016, 20:40

Yep

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Re: Lunch

Postby cromwell » 27 Sep 2016, 18:16

The blond joke I always remember is the one where a man is stranded on one side of a broad powerful river, unable to cross. After a while he sees an attractive blonde lady walking along the opposite bank. "Hey" he shouts "how do I get to the other side of this river?". She thinks a bit and looking puzzled replies "But you ARE on the other side of the river..."
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Re: Lunch

Postby AliasAggers » 28 Sep 2016, 12:16

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
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