Can anybody join in.....?

[Workingman]

A man is in A&E with a huge bump on his head.
"What happened?" asks the nurse.
"I was err.... sat in the garden.... eating an ice cream.....when this wasp landed on my forehead.... and ...."
"Did it sting you?"
"Fortunately no..... my mate hit it with his cricket bat...."

[meriad]

[Kaz]

[JoM]