True story, this, as related to me yesterday ....
Master O's (soon-to-be) ex hails from north of the Border. Master O still has regular "days out" with the g/s, H., pending formal arrangements.
H. is never best pleased to be woken from a deep sleep to be told he's going out, and like all 3 year olds, is more than partial to a complete meltdown .....
"Come on, H." says Master O, "stop being grumpy!"
H: "I'm NOT grumpy, I'm SCOTTISH!!!"