Fifty Shades of Grey--A Husband's Point of View

[cruiser2]

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way.
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.

An hour layer she appeared,
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left hand she held a rope,
And in her right a whip!!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well, fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her zimmer!!

She struggled back upon her feet
A couple of minutes later,
She put her teeth back in and said;
"I am a Dominator!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction.

For the last complaint I'd uttered
She stood there nude and naked.
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her ,sensual like
And stood on her left tit!!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out.

My God, what have I done!?
She moaned and groaned, then shouted out;
"Step on the other one!"
Well readers, I can tell no more,
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned Fifty Shades of Grey

[Kaz]

I posted that on here last year cruiser, but it's still funny