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A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 16 Mar 2016, 14:38
by meriad
and asked to buy it

The man at the counter said: "I don't think you want that one, it used to live in a whore house" - The woman replied: "I don't care, I'll take it"

She brought the parrot home and the parrot said: "New house, new master"

The woman's daughter came home and the woman said: "I got us a parrot". The parrot said: "New house, new master, new whores"
The woman's husband came home and the woman said: "Honey look, I got us a parrot". The parrot said: "New house, new master, new whores - oh hello George!"

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Re: A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 16 Mar 2016, 17:19
by Kaz
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Re: A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 16 Mar 2016, 18:08
by TheOstrich
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Re: A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 16 Mar 2016, 18:47
by Workingman
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Re: A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 16 Mar 2016, 20:44
by Diflower
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Re: A woman went into a petstore, saw a parrot...

PostPosted: 17 Mar 2016, 09:25
by Aggers
Oh dear !!!

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