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The waitress in Tesco's asked me whether I want anything on my burger. £5 each way said I.

Not sure how Tesco's are going to get over this hurdle.Tesco's 1/4 pounders "an affordable way to get you daughter that little pony she has always wanted"!!

A woman has been taken to hospital followng eating a Tesco's burger.. "She is said to be in a stable condition!!

These jokes are still doing the rounds, but not 'furlong' I hope

It's a bit of a pony tale that people are making these stories up on the hoof.

Lol I have received a few more, "but I will keep them under the hoof" Enough is enough

Tesco has started up a new scheme. Anyone buying burgers and petrol/diesel gets a voucher to spend in store.

It's called 'The only fuel and horses' voucher.