Essential Knowledge for Survival

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hearthem speak.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

\those who live by the sword get shot by thosewho dont.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

The shin bone is a devoce for finding furniture in the dark.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A Tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you areputting yourselfin the hands of 12 people who where not smart enough to getout of jury service.