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Mills and Boon 2020

Postby cromwell » 29 Jul 2020, 19:15

Hands glistening with sanitiser, he reached out and gently removed her face mask...
As he pressed closer she felt a certain stiffness near his trouser pocket."Is that what I think it is?" she asked breathlessly, eyes sparkling, cheeks gently flushed.
"Yes" he replied 'It's my digital thermometer, I'm going to take your temperature in a minute"..
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Re: Mills and Boon 2020

Postby Kaz » 29 Jul 2020, 19:54

:shock: Orally, I hope! :? :cute: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mills and Boon 2020

Postby cromwell » 29 Jul 2020, 20:05

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I say, steady on! :D
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Re: Mills and Boon 2020

Postby JoM » 29 Jul 2020, 20:39

Hmmm...he’d be wise to check her temperature if her cheeks are flushed. Could be the start of a fever :P
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Re: Mills and Boon 2020

Postby Workingman » 29 Jul 2020, 21:04

Oh my! So many double entendres to be had .... but decorum dictates otherwise. <sigh>. :oops: :oops: :oops: ;) ;)
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