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New cleaner

Postby cromwell » 24 Dec 2021, 20:31

We hired a cleaner to help around the house.
She was an Eastern European lass.
It was no good though, it took her five hours to vacuum the living room.
She was a Slovak..
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Re: New cleaner

Postby JoM » 24 Dec 2021, 20:41

Have you been pulling the crackers a day early?? :lol: :lol:
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Re: New cleaner

Postby cromwell » 24 Dec 2021, 21:07

Behave, or I'll tell some more! :Hi:
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Re: New cleaner

Postby Kaz » 25 Dec 2021, 21:04

:x :x :x
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