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Food poisoning

Postby cromwell » 21 Mar 2023, 17:24

Sorry I’ve not posted in a while, not been feeling my best over the last few days I just wanted to let everyone know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I have only gone and poisoned myself, thanks to my poor cooking skills. What I thought was an onion for my salad turned out to be a daffodil bulb.
They said I should be out by the early spring...
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Re: Food poisoning

Postby Kaz » 21 Mar 2023, 20:18

:lol:
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Re: Food poisoning

Postby TheOstrich » 21 Mar 2023, 20:47

I was seriously believing this post until I saw which Forum you'd posted it in .... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Food poisoning

Postby JoM » 22 Mar 2023, 14:41

:lol: :lol:
You’re on good form Crommers :lol:
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And The Charlatans and Johnny Marr one week later
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