Vocal Voices

I was rudely awoken at 2am last night by three Manchester United fans playing football with a hedgehog outside my bedroom window.

I was, as you can imagine, outraged and appalled.

I was just about to ring the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up....

They weren't fans, they were MANU players...De Gea in goal, Maguire in defence and Fred up front...>>>>>

Frank, you mentioning Fred has made me laugh…he’s ‘lovingly’ known where we sit as “****sake Frederick” because that’s all you hear when he gets the ball