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Not quite winning the lottery

Postby cromwell » 05 Aug 2023, 19:15

Whilst on holiday in Thailand recently two Thai girls sidled up to me and asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.

They said it would be like winning the lottery.

They were right too, we had six matching balls.. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Not quite winning the lottery

Postby JoM » 06 Aug 2023, 10:46

:lol: :lol:
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And The Charlatans and Johnny Marr one week later
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Re: Not quite winning the lottery

Postby Kaz » 06 Aug 2023, 12:44

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Not quite winning the lottery

Postby TheOstrich » 06 Aug 2023, 14:30

:mrgreen:
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Re: Not quite winning the lottery

Postby Workingman » 06 Aug 2023, 15:23

Should have used the Kai Tai "handshake" before taking up the offer. ;)

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