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Postby cromwell » 13 Mar 2024, 18:47

I was in B&Q today and saw Elvis Presley.

He returned a sander.
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Re: Elvis

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Mar 2024, 00:15

:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Elvis

Postby Kaz » 14 Mar 2024, 14:30

:cute: :lol:
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Re: Elvis

Postby JoM » 15 Mar 2024, 10:09

:roll: :lol:
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Re: Elvis

Postby Workingman » 15 Mar 2024, 19:18

Then the prat stepped on my Blue Suede Shoes, told me to Clean up my Own back Yard and stop Crying in the Chapel.

He's just a Hound Dog.
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