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what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 07 Jun 2013, 18:19
by buster
A police officer pulled over a driver as he left a ferry at Dover and informed him that , because he was wearing his seatbelt , he had just won £1000 pounds in a safety competiton.
" What are you going to do with the prize money? " The officer asked.The man responded " I guess i'll have driving lessons and get my license "
At that moment the mans wife , who was seated next to him , chimed in "Officer don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's been drinking"
This woke up the guy in the back seat , who when he saw the cop , blurted out " I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked " Are we in England yet?"

Re: what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 07 Jun 2013, 18:31
by Kaz
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Re: what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 09 Jun 2013, 07:39
by Weka
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PostPosted: 13 Jun 2013, 09:31
by Aggers
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I like it.

Re: what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2013, 17:44
by JoM
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Re: what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 19 Jun 2013, 09:12
by cromwell
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Re: what not ot say when stopped by the police

PostPosted: 19 Jun 2013, 09:26
by Rodo
Oh yes! :lol: :lol: :lol: