WORDS OF WISDOM ?
Posted: 29 Aug 2013, 21:37Have a groan at these.....
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The grocer backed into the bacon slicer and got behind in his work
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief fell into wet cement and became a hardened criminal.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The grocer backed into the bacon slicer and got behind in his work
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief fell into wet cement and became a hardened criminal.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Groan 
