Vocal Voices

I was sitting in a pub in town last night .

A woman sneezed and her glass eye flew out right into my hand.

I walked over to her and quietly said "I think this belongs to you"

She thanked me and asked me to go back to her house with her.

She gave me the greatest sex I had ever experienced.

I asked her "are you like this with every guy you meet" ??

She replied..."no, just the ones that catch my eye!"

That's a real groaner!!!!!!

Rodo wrote:That's a real groaner!!!!!!

Made me laugh though.