Vocal Voices

An old man calls up his son in Australia and says, Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. “We cant stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. Im sick of her face, and Im sick of talking about this, so call your sister in America and tell her, and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, Like hell they’re getting divorced! and calls her father immediately. You’re not getting divorced! Dont do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, dont call a lawyer, dont file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare.

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