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NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 30 Dec 2013, 19:40
by buster
A toilet has been stolen from New Scotland Yard HQ

A police spokesman said " We have nothing to go on "

:x :x :x

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 30 Dec 2013, 19:50
by JoM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 30 Dec 2013, 20:33
by Kaz
:? :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 07 Jan 2014, 18:40
by Aggers
UPDATE.....

Chief Inspector Plod, who is in charge of the case, says he
is looking for a man with one eye. If that isn't successful he
will try using both eyes.

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 07 Jan 2014, 19:56
by TheOstrich
:D :D :D

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 09 Jan 2014, 10:47
by Aggers
Latest news from Scotland Yard:

Police announced this morning that they wish to interview a man
wearing high heels and frilly knickers. The Chiel Constable, however,
insists that they must wear their normal uniforms.

Re: NEWSFLASH

PostPosted: 09 Jan 2014, 16:47
by Aggers
Latest on the ­robbery: At Scotland Yard today, a man who’s as deaf as
a post, cannot speak ­English, has a terrible stutter, bad breath and squeaky
shoes, is not helping the police with their inquiries one little ­bit.