Vocal Voices

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the M4.
Motorists are asked to look out for 12 hardened criminals.

A juggernaut has shed its load of onions on the northbound lanes of the M1.
Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

A lorry carrying a load of red paint has collided with another
carrying purple paint. Both drivers are now marooned.

You been going through all the Christmas crackers Aggers?

Diflower wrote::lol:

You been going through all the Christmas crackers Aggers?

No. It's the way I tell 'em. (I think I remember Ronnie Corbett telling them).