What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi’ Jammin
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it.
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
What’s white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? - A meringue-utang.
Where does a general keep his armies? - Up his sleevies.
What do you give someone who has everything? - Penicillin.
What is green, has a black cloak and holds up stage coaches? - Dick Gherkin
What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? - You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo
What is the nearest thing to Silver? - The Lone Ranger’s bottom.