Top ten cracker jokes for 2012
Posted: 26 Dec 2012, 08:55Top 10 cracker jokes for Christmas 2012
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling
What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come.
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards
What bird is always out of breath? A puffin
What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents? Shell-fish
What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas? An advent colander
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling
What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come.
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards
What bird is always out of breath? A puffin
What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents? Shell-fish
What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas? An advent colander
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train
