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Money Matters

PostPosted: 15 May 2014, 19:17
by Kaz
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you
ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note .

He took the crumpled £20 note from her and smiled
approvingly

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled
up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer undies... and pulled out a
crumpled £50 note.

He took the crumpled fifty, and started breathing a little
quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen £20 000 all crumpled up?"

"No!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and
excited, .....

"Check the garage."

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 15 May 2014, 19:57
by Lozzles
:lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 15 May 2014, 21:07
by molly
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 15 May 2014, 21:29
by Paddypix
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 16 May 2014, 05:13
by Ally
Oh Kaz I actually burst out laughing at this one! Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 16 May 2014, 06:54
by Kaz
One of Aunty Rose's joke emails ;) 8-) :lol: :lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 16 May 2014, 10:24
by Ally
Kaz wrote:One of Aunty Rose's joke emails ;) 8-) :lol: :lol:


I'm planning to be like your Aunty Rose when I'm older - hill walking and dirty jokes! :lol:

Oh...and alcohol. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 16 May 2014, 13:44
by JoM
:lol: :lol: Love it!
BTW Kaz, how is Aunty Rose now?

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 16 May 2014, 13:51
by Kaz
Ally me too :D :lol:

Jo it's been a long road as she got an infection that put her back a bit - she overdid it, twisted her hip :roll: Until then she'd been doing marvellously! Improving a lot now though 8-) Thanks for asking :) xx

Re: Money Matters

PostPosted: 17 May 2014, 15:31
by Aggers
Out of curiosity, I've just Googled "Aunty Rose".

It's quite interesting.

:lol: :lol: :lol: