Damn autocorrect!

[Kaz]

Bob received a text one day

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I decided to confess something to you. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
It’s no excuse but I do not get it at home and I simply can no longer live with being so ashamed of my actions; I hope you will
accept my sincerest apology with a promise that it won't ever happen again."

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Bloody autocorrect! I meant wifi, not wife "

[Rodo]

[buster]

I usually have to boot up the wife to get it to work

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

[JoM]

I usually have to boot up the wife to get it to work

I take it Di's not see this. Yet.