Ten worst cracker jokes of 2012
Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 22:1110 worst cracker jokes
A survey by Nuts magazine claimed this is the most groan-inducing gag of all time.
“What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.”
The runners up were:
On which side do chickens have the most feathers? The outside.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
What’s furry and minty? A polo bear.
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
A survey by Nuts magazine claimed this is the most groan-inducing gag of all time.
“What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.”
The runners up were:
On which side do chickens have the most feathers? The outside.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
What’s furry and minty? A polo bear.
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
