A few funnies
Posted: 17 Jan 2013, 08:50To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,
Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon
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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with
tears streaming down my face
I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!
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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…
the other's got a dodgy tikka!
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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday
night in Brixton.
You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!
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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver,
bronze, copper, lead
and anything else they could get their bloody hands on
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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took
a middle aged couple from Weymouth
Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs
-----------------------
7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40
------------------------
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
---------------------
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon
-------------------
"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with
tears streaming down my face
I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!
-------------------------
2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…
the other's got a dodgy tikka!
----------------------
The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday
night in Brixton.
You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!
----------------------------
In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver,
bronze, copper, lead
and anything else they could get their bloody hands on
-------------------------------
Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took
a middle aged couple from Weymouth
