Vocal Voices

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop any time.

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How does Moses make his tea ?

Hebrews it.

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

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They told me I had Type-A blood,

but it was a Type- O.

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Why were the Indians here first?

They had reservations.

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Energizer bunny arrested.

Charged with battery.

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I didn't like my beard at first.

Then it grew on me.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job

because she couldn't control her pupils?

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me!

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Broken pencils are pointless.

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I tried to catch some fog.

I mist.

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England has no kidney bank,

but it does have a Liverpool.

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I used to be a banker,

but then I lost interest.

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I dropped out of communism class

because of lousy Marx.

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All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen.

Police have nothing to go on.

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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Velcro - what a rip off!

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Cartoonist found dead in home.

Details are sketchy.

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Venison for dinner?

Oh deer!

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I used to think I was indecisive,

but now I'm not so sure.

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I was going to have fish for tea, then I thought batter of it.

Very very good Rodo I do love a pun