Easy to Operate
Posted: 26 Jan 2013, 18:03Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Cambridge, says:"i like accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second surgeon from Oxford responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians.Everything inside s colour coded.
The third surgeon, from Leeds, says:" No, I really think librarians are the best--everything inside them is in aphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon from Manchester, chimes in:" I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over"
But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine...and the head and ass are interchangeable!!
The first surgeon, from Cambridge, says:"i like accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second surgeon from Oxford responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians.Everything inside s colour coded.
The third surgeon, from Leeds, says:" No, I really think librarians are the best--everything inside them is in aphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon from Manchester, chimes in:" I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over"
But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine...and the head and ass are interchangeable!!
