Vocal Voices

The only food programme where people make things for other people to eat.

None of this 30 grams of artwork in the middle of a 25cm plate dribbled with a gnat's p of 'jus' at £47.63 a throw.

'Contestants! You have one hour to produce 12 Scotch pancakes for under £1. Your time starts: now!'

When I wa young there was a farmer's wife who made lovely Scotch pancakes. She would have won the competition easily.

Where did they get this lot from?

Only three of them can bake. Two of them are forriners and the other is a vegan.

Even I can make brandy snaps and crappy mini rolls.