The ones during the day are a must watch:
"Aged 55 or over and not thinking of dying yet? Try our over 55 Full Life Policy and get covered for as little as £2.17 per week. Guranteed acceptance and no medical required. If you apply before midnight on the 23rd we will also send you a free Will writing kit and Parker pen.
For peace of mind you might also be interested in our monthly funeral plans. Ring now on 123456789 for a quote."
Termsandconditionsapplypaymentsarebydirectdebitonlyfromthepersonnamedonthepolicy.