Does anyone make worse, ahem, "chocolate" than Hershey?
A tramp was outside the Co-op so I thought to get him something from the reduced shelf - it was empty. However the sweets aisle had a two for £1 offer so I got a chocolate with nuts and peanut butter bar and then noticed a Hershey bar.
Gave him the choccy peanut bar and took the Hershey home. Big mistake that was!