Those singers sure hit the nail on the feckin' head.
I am now sorted. We have a local glory hole which gets in bankrupt stock. There are all sorts of things in there and nearly always luggage. I now have a rucksack by Askalitt (Clas Ohlson) and a carry-on bag by 5Cities, all for the sum of £7.
All I need to do now is find a way of prising open my wallet and paying (what a horrible word) parting with my money for a ticket.