Kaz wrote::shock:
John and Joe both thought I was actually talking to someone when in fact I was going through the 1001 automated questions that you answer yes or no to before being told that I was 85724th in the queue and an operator would be with me in June 2019.
The operator I finally spoke to did get a "you must be joking!" though, when he told me I'd have to pay £10 for a viewing card to replace our faulty one.
Suffice to say, we're getting it for free.
I think they probably just try that on as there'll be some people who'll accept the charge without questioning it.
At the centre of the Earth in the parking lot of the 7-11 where I was taught the motto was just a lie
It says "home is where your heart is" but what a shame 'cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
It's beating out of time