Well today was quite interesting. It consisted of taking my Father in Law to Dewsbury hospital for an operation on his piles.
In order we had:-
Him disappearing (he was found later) shortly followed by
His long johns disappearing (they also were found later) and then
Having to come home wearing only one sock as the other had got mysteriously wet through.
Inbetween all this the op went fine.
I'm now off to buy a case of beer.