The Random Thread

[Kaz]

She's out with friends tonight, I'll ask her when she gets home

[Kaz]

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[JoM]

Excellent! Thanks so much

[JanB]

Why am I surprised it's raining?

Feira do Porco in Ourique. Ourique is the centre of the black pig and every year, there is a "fair". Lots of stalls, pork, cork items and all the usual stuff you get, all the fun of music until 3.00am People come from miles.

Always blasted rains

[Kaz]

Ylou're welcome Jo, hope he can get one! Have a fab holiday

[Kaz]

You'll be glad of this rain later in the summer Jan

[Workingman]

Okay, where is my mobile? I know I'll ring it then go to the car, pocket, room.... and retrieve it.

So I ring......... and it gets answered:

"Hello"

"Err, you are not me. I am ringing me"

"No, I am not you, it's Zoe"

"Zoe, how come you have my phone?"

"You left it after the lesson"

"Well why didn't you ring me?"

"......... because I only have your mobile number, so I would be ringing the phone in my hand"

"Ah, yes"

"Frank, I am 82 and supposed to be the senile one who needs help. Should we swap roles?"

[Kaz]

[JanB]

Think I might need to get some ropes for himself and our visitor.

Then I'll know where they are. Mobile phone or no mobile phone

[Workingman]