Vocal Voices

After my having words with next door - rather sternly, put my scary head on - Dangerous Brian is finally clearing his side of the fence

He's having to do it, to stop the ducks from coming onto our land - as I had to shoo 3 more this morning - and he's going to put extra wire, along the whole length of our fencing, to stop them.

Won't stop those little buxxers who fly over, but he's promised to sort it out.

I'd be tempted to hold the ducks to ransom: "Fix the fence of Daffy gets it, but not before I have had some eggs!"

I told his wife they'd either get run over or we'd take them down to the bar and eat duck and rice

She's not bothered about the ducks, it's him

Boil up some orange or plum sauce, and make sure they can smell it!

Kaz wrote:Boil up some orange or plum sauce, and make sure they can smell it!