Going down the Brum for the meet I had a while to wait and then the coach was late, so I went for a walk. Just as I got back to the bus station entrance I noticed two red kites flying over a building. The were hovering, swooping, gliding, feinting a dive and then back to hovering again. I stood there for a good few minutes mesmerised by their antics.
As I turned to go into the station I accidentally bumped into a local enforcement officer:
"Sorry, I was looking at the rooftops, it's no wonder they call them red Red "Kites".
"That's what they are."
"I know, Red Kites."
"No, just kites."
"Eh?"
"If you look closely you can see the tethers. They are 'kite' kites."
"Oh **** I am losing it big time."
"Some people call them bird scarers...."
In my defence they were extremely lifelike.... from a distance.