The UK is closed.
Posted: 10 Dec 2017, 15:16
A snowflake landed on the arm of a young child playing Regent's Park sparking countrywide panic. An emergency meeting of COBRA was held where the decision was taken to close all roads, railways, runways, schools, ferries, hospitals and McDonald's.
Honestly, we are rubbish with snow. If the Seychelles declare war we are done for.
Honestly, we are rubbish with snow. If the Seychelles declare war we are done for.