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A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 12:39
by TheOstrich
.... was blocking one of the roads off my walking route into town this morning.

"Nothing to do with Salisbury, is it" chirped a cheekie Ossie to the copper. :mrgreen:
"We're just removing a car" replied the policeman.

Hmm, neither confirmation nor denial, I thought. :?

Master O has just phoned in a panic - it IS Salisbury-related! All over the Daily Wail, online. :o :o :o

Within 1/4 mile of the house ....

The Ostrich is off to wash its fevers in detergent .... :lol:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 12:47
by JanB
:shock: :shock: :lol:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 12:50
by TheOstrich
According to scuttlebutt on the town's Facebook page, the Army are impounding a recovery truck which was used to remove the Russian spy's daughter's car from wherever they found it in Salisbury after the incident.

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 12:56
by Ally
:o :shock:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 13:03
by meriad
Crumbs... but it is a bit of a worry because they just don't know where the poison may have gotten to

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 13:32
by Kaz
:shock: :shock:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 15:07
by TheOstrich
Hotting up here in Gillingham .... unidentified helicopter hovering over the house for 10-15 minutes, now we have a RAF Chinook helicopter circling ... :shock:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 15:23
by cromwell
They're onto you Os!

Get the fake passport and the stash of Euros from under the stairs and leg it, quick! :D

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 15:52
by saundra
Ho dear don't think anybody quite knows what to do over this incident
Are you sure it's not your hoard of tins in the shed ossi :roll:

Re: A police motorcycle ....

PostPosted: 14 Mar 2018, 16:05
by Ally
saundra wrote:Ho dear don't think anybody quite knows what to do over this incident
Are you sure it's not your hoard of tins in the shed ossi :roll:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Saundra.

Operation tinned haggis? :lol: