Vocal Voices

... it's too HOT!

West Yorks gritters are out spreading granite dust to stop the roads falling apart in the heat.

It's the wrong kind of heat....!!!

Yep, they're doing the same in Dorset.

The numpties resurfacing the M5 in Somerset overnight didn't take the heat into account, and the new tarmac simply failed to set! Cue lane closures and traffic chaos this morning …..

I saw that on the local news Ossie!

You couldn't make it up

It's not hot here we've got thick sea fret can't see across the road and it's forecast again tomorrow on the look out for an iceberg or 2

I thought you were going to talk about MPs.

I wonder which water company will be the first one to impose a hose pipe ban.

Severn Trent are already asking us not to water lawns......