by Workingman » 21 Apr 2020, 00:34
Then there's the other side...
I was just finishing a short walk passing my neighbours two doors up, mum, dad and son. They all live in the same property and all have been self (group) isolating for weeks. On Sunday they were out on the front lawn playing chip the ball into the bucket with plastic golf clubs and balls.
My next door neighbour then comes out and starts a verbal tirade - super spreaders, no two metres, picking the same ball up as used by another, not washing hands, no masks, killers, effing this and effing that.
Dad just stood and listened and then when it stopped he quietly said; "We all live in the same flat and share the same rooms, toilet and kitchen. Me and her share the same bed, none of us has been out for weeks, so here's the thing. Go back inside to your cheap gin and porn vids because if you don't I am going to invade your two metres, rip your head off and piss down the hole..."
I actually laughed out loud.