The parcel was only a damned electric piano...
Posted: 08 May 2020, 16:05
... and the clowns downstairs can't knock out a tune on it! They are novices so all I get in my lug holes is plink, plonk, plink-plonk, plunk. It also has various drum beats for the plink, plonk, plink-plonk, plunk to be played along to.
I am certain that the judge and jury will take pity on me .... "It was a fair cop your honour, members of the jury, but in my defence please listen to this ...."
I am certain that the judge and jury will take pity on me .... "It was a fair cop your honour, members of the jury, but in my defence please listen to this ...."