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I am about to be arrested.

Postby Workingman » 20 Jun 2020, 10:38

I have just received a phone call from HMRC telling me that I have an outstanding issue with my tax. I was invited to press 1 for more details but that if I did not I would be arrested shortly.

I didn't press 1 so I sit here and wait for the handcuffs to be slapped on. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JanB » 20 Jun 2020, 10:41

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Kaz » 20 Jun 2020, 10:59

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Workingman » 20 Jun 2020, 11:08

Still here .... but just in case I would like to inform you all that I quite like a heavy fruitcake - no icing - but with a surprise hacksaw and file included in the mixture. Gotta keep those iron levels up ain't ya? ;)
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Postby cromwell » 20 Jun 2020, 11:10

They've caught up with you at last Frank :x :lol: :lol:
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Postby jenniren » 20 Jun 2020, 11:37

I had that call some months ago, still waiting............ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby victor » 21 Jun 2020, 12:02

What are visiting hours?
Or are you classed as High Risk?
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Postby Workingman » 21 Jun 2020, 12:07

Don't know, Vic, Jen is way ahead of me in the queue for the knock, she'll let us know. ;) :lol: :lol:
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