Vocal Voices

Simple eh? Not so!

You pick one up, bite into it and... it falls apart - crumbs everywhere!

There is, however, a trick. On the back is a weave pattern of vertical and horizontal lines - light and dark. Set the dark lines horizontally, put your thumb half way up, insert cracker into mouth and bite gently - one nice clean break. Sorted.

Or you could be an animal and stuff the whole thing in in one go and munch away.

I prefer the genteel approach.

Works with digestives as well, but not hobnobs.

Workingman wrote:Or you could be an animal and stuff the whole thing in in one go and munch away.

That would be me then

Frank how many packets of these crackers did you get through to perfect this technique?

About half a packet, then I got sick of having to hoover the keyboard and the floor near my desk. I have not had them for years, they were and impulse purchase.