All these new boards..

[Lozzles]

I'll have you know I built that shed Rodo with my own fair hands. True, it is a bit rough and ready, but it is clean and tidy. Just don't trip over the spitoon in the corner.

[Rodo]

[Kaz]

I don't see why I should have to sit in a smelly old shed just because I want to talk about football!

I've built you a conservatory extension onto it Rodo, complete with 50" wall-mounted screen, leather bucket chairs and a hunky chap to wave a fan over you if it gets too warm

[Rodo]

Wow!

[Kaz]

I live to serve...............

[Gal]

Spoil, they are, spoilt

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

Whoohoo! I found the norty step.

It's round the corner by the bins. It's out of the wind, there's a canopy to keep the rain off, and best of all..... its near the bins (the cleaning ladies won't have far to carry the empty cans and bottles, the old chip wrappers and fag ends) they'll be well pleased. Perfick.

[Workingman]

I might have made a mistake.....

Looking round there are loads of Roses, Quality St and Confessions wrappers, as well as those tubes of flavoured "diet" chocolate drinks. Tsk.

I think that it's the Admin step.

[Diflower]

Confessions? What are confessions????
As for 'diet' anything WM, not while I'm around - pure poison, all of it