Get the flags and bunting out: WE WON!
Or so claim every news outlet in the Gleedia in their "exclusive" insights into things EU/Brexit.
It all comes from a draft paper of 'conclusions' of a summit meeting not yet held - the meeting is due next Friday. The paper is also "exclusively" available to anyone and his dog.
We can leave any time we like with no divorce payment. We can stay in the single market and customs union as long as we like whilst still doing WTO deals with any other country willing to trade. EU workers can come here whenever they like, but we can kick them out - no questions asked. We can drive on the left, keep the £ and the Queen(King, gender neutral monarch) and work in Imperial measures (did we ever stop?) and have our Sovereignty in full. Luvvly Jubbly.
Only joking. The paper, in its opening paragraphs, is quite optimistic about what 'could' happen if progress is made. The issues it raises will be discussed in a full summit of EU leaders next Friday and the results passed on to Barnier. However, if you dig a bit deeper the old rifts remain - EU nats, FOM, divorce and NI/border. Yes, there has been progress, but it is still not enough. Yes, the 27 will discuss amongst themselves what Brexit might be and how it will effect them. And yes they will make preparations for all eventualities, but at the end of the day little has changed and we are not invited to take part.
These 'exclisives' are little more than a guesstimate of what might happen at a yet to be held future event and they appear to offer something to everyone, but offer nothing to anybody.
The Brexit disaster will continue apace, and it will still be the fault of the EU and us Remainers.