There'll be a book, a film, commemorative mugs and tea towels.
Sky will buy rights to televise the wedding and the DM will print a special edition.
A a nutter from the Chavsbourne estate will shout "Peado" as the happy couple pose for post wedding pictures for 'Hello' and be arrested for a "hate" crime.
On the BBC's Question Time David Dimbleby will ask David Sherborne, QC, whether it is right for Forrest to sue his trial judge for calling him a paedophile.
A Palace spokesbod confirms that Will and Kate are to call the baby Megan - because it is a nice name.