Cowboy films - would they be Conservative party political broadcasts?
We have had almost ten months of strong, even vehement, denials about a snap election from May. These have been backed up by plausible reasons as to why parliament should be allowed to remain intact and on track in order to keep political stability - if there was any. Now we get the revelation that she has had a Damascus conversion while out for a walk.
Do not make me laugh.
The fingerprints of this all being a sham to facilitate the easiest possible passage of the A50 bill through parliament and the HoL, at what could have been a tricky time, are all over it.
The Easter message, combined with today's announcement, are also more clear. The sub-text goes like this: "Look! All you lovely people are coming together, but it is Westminster that is divided - she then goes on to name Labour, LibDems, SNP and the HoL - it is only the Conservatives who are united
. Trust me, trust us, we can all hold hands as we skip happily to gambol in the greener grass over yonder small hill."
I am not buying it. I'm out.