It can only be the sound of the goalposts being moved again.
Every time we get a shaft of light in the Covid induced gloom, along comes a scientist or our Health Secretary or our Prime Minister to jump on it.
Does anyone remember these phrases?
"Three weeks to flatten the curve"
"Lockdown will end on the second of December"
"Lockdown will be reviewed on February 15th"
"Lockdown will start to be lifted in early March".
Well, with the coming of the vacine you might think things were looking up.
I use the word "you" advisedly, because I certainly wasn't. After nine months of lies, evasions and ju ju science I think I know a bs merchant when I see one.
And lo, it has come to pass.
First you get some coughing and shuffling of feet and noises being made about the shortage of vaccines.
But then you get what you were always going to get - the next installment from You Will Not Be Allowed To Be Cheerful mob, Vallance, Whitty, Van Tan, Ferguson, Johnson and Hancock.
First you get Haddockface Hancock saying that the new South African strain could "reduce the effectiveness of the vaccine by 50%" although he wasn't sure of the data.
Then up pops Gullible Boris, and two of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalype, Whitty and Vallance saying that the new strain might "possibly" be thirty to forty percent more deadly than the old one.
You know what's coming next, don't you? Think lockdown is going to be lifted in March?
I bl**dy doubt it!
To their credit some Tory MP's have noticed the tendency for the scientific community to put a damper on things
"The Covid Recovery Group of Tory backbenchers and business chiefs are growing increasingly alarmed at suggestions lockdown could stretch well into summer despite Britain's vaccination programme
Tory backbencher Craig Mackinlay told MailOnline some of the scientific warnings were reminiscent of Project Fear and every time there was hope of easing lockdown there was 'a new twist'.
'It seems to me we are now being held hostage to a zero Covid policy which is completely unattainable – or if you do attain it we are going to be in lockdown for an incredibly long period. That just cannot be,' he said.""
Can't it though? If Bottle it Boris carries on when will we be released from lockdown?
ps The new research came from NERVTAG a "sub-committee of SAGE" on which sits our old friend and useless forecaster, Professor Neil Ferguson.