We have to make money....!

[Workingman]

"Easter eggs and Easter bunnies are old hat." said the boss. "Mr and Mrs Thickasmince need more."

"I want to give them Easter trees and Easter baubles, Easter cards and Easter crackers. Now get out there and give me a range of 'must have' goodies, and do it PRONTO!"

And so it was that Mr and Mrs Thickasmince queued for hours to get Tyrone and Jemima their shiny new Easter presents, and there was peace throughout the world.

"Daddy," asked Tyrone "What is Easter?"

"It's a time to celebrate all things chocolate" dad replied, And the man on the cross on the wall just shook his head.

Hmmm, thought the boss, next up is Halloween, but that's some time away... "Team! I want you to give me something in the middle of the year. Think Queen's birthday, solstice, August bank holiday. No, make it the solstice, that happens at the same time every year - Druids, Wiccans, pentagrams, costumes, baubles, magic, incense, candles, cards. Get to it, chop, chop!"

And Mr and Mrs Thickasmince fought over the brochure as it landed on the mat.....