Last Saturday I visited a charity shop (for forces) run by a friend.
A fellow came in and discovered a super leather jacket with a small Union Jack in the centre on the back .
My friend commented on the quality, the man said "yes but I no like the Union Jack on the back it
Must go".
My friend asked why he replied with a sneer "Flag No Good"
For once I was speechless, she asked where he came from, he replied the Ukraine!